freaky stories
what are you doing? you are not sapose to eat the brain, fuck! he is going to be so pissed off when he finds out what you have done. "jason!" you little fucker! i told you to stop eating mybrains.you son of a bitch.
2 days later......
"please help me!, please somebody help me. no no no!!!! please! not my fingers... i hate you ! jason, how many times do i have to tell you .. that you can't kill me.. fuck.. ok fine try throwing me in front of that diesle truck.. ready.. go... "splat" son of a bitch.. omg! that fucking hurt.. can i please have some brain juice now? please i need it sooo bad...
3 days later....
if you insist on continualy shooting me in the head and wathing my brains splater all over the fucking wall the least you could do is give me some fucking brain juice!!!!!!!! you fucking dickhead!! - crying is for fucking babies you pussy.. now stand up and fucking kill me...
a day later....
i can't taste anything what are you doing? noooo! nooo! ouch! no no stop it.. it hurts! ok now clamp down as hard as you can intill my tongue falls off. do it you pussy.. mommas boy! " what the fuck... dammit i just want some fucking brain juice... if you kill me then i can have some.. oh i got it.. see that sledge hammer over there.. grab it and smash it into my head as hard as you can.. and don't stop you scum bag. .. ouch! fuck! yuou bastard.. ! now see the brain juice oozing out of my head? collect it in that jar over there.. hurrry you dumb fuck! before it dries up..
30 minutes later....
well that didnt work you fucking noob.. how hard is it to fucking kill and get brain juice! god you are an idiot..you cant ever do anything right... you have killed 599 times and still no fucking brain juice!!!!!! YOU ARE FIRED GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DONKEY LOVING CRAP HUMPING BIOTCH!!
a day later....
ok freddy.. i want you to use your claws and jabbed a whole threw my stomache and pull my guts out... and eat them... the juice is realy good.. so make sure you suck me dry.. then i want you to smash my brains in with this sledge hammer..don't stop till you have collected all the brain juice ... " holy shit!!! you fucking rock! ouch! no no no stop no omg!
everything turns black and freddy and jason come out and laugh at michael, haha we finaly got the brain juice... and you can't have it.
THE END!
