Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

HA HA !!!!!!!! FUNNY

this is so totaly off topic! but i had 2 shots of some bambay jen and lets just say I almost puked my guts out that shit is nasty.. i would rather eat a cracker with shit smeared all over it.. then to drink that retarted stuff again... wait i take that back.. i would never ever eat shit smeared on a cracker thats just fucking sick.. haha i think all that brown love that cian and all of us use to talk about .. came out when I said that.. ;;)

hehe I guess its getting back at you :9