HAHAHAHAHA! >:) o:)

A Marine General, an Airforce General, and a Navy General are arguing over which brach of the military has the bravest people in it. The Marine General takes the others to a training field in order to prove that his branch requires the most bravery. In the training field they see a man crawling under barbed wire while machine guns shoot live ammunition over his head, at one time he lifts his head a little to high and catches a bullet in the head. The marine turns to the others and says "Thats true bravery." The Navy General says "thats nothing, follow me," and leads the others to an airstrip where pilots are taking thier planes through dog fight drills, the planes constantly come into with an inch of each other. The general turns to the others "thats true bravery." Now its the Navy General's turn he leads our friends to an aircraft carrier where a man is stationed high in the egeals nest. The Navy General looks up to the boy and screams "PRIVATE, I WANT YOU TO JUMP FROM THAT NEST AND LAND RIGHT HERE AT MY FEET!" The private takes a look at the fall that he has been orderd to jump, in which he replies to the general "FUCK YOU SIR!!" The general turns to the others smiling, "that is true bravery"

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