Bar Joke
(you may want to read this joke out loud if you dont get it the first time) A man walks into a bar holding a small box, frantically he rushes up to the bar and calls the bar tender over "You wont believe what i have hear in this box," he says. "What is it?" askes the bar tender. "It is a little man, only about a foot tall that can play the piano, i wanted to put him on stage so we could both make a little bit of money." With that the man pulls off the cover to the box and sure enough there is a little man in there playing a toy piano." "Well this is amazing, how did you find this guy!?" asks the bartender "Well you see, i found a genie..." "You did! Well could i ask it for something?" the bartender interupts "Sure, i already got all i wanted." He then pulls out a lamp, which the bartender rubs and sure enough a genie comes out and offers to grant him 3 wishes. "Well i would like a million bucks," says the bartender. Suddenly the entire bar is filled with ducks, and ducks are everywhere. "What the hell is this!?" screams the bartender. "i asked for money and i get ducks. "Well you see," says the man, " The genie is a bit hard of hearing, you really dont think i would wish for a 12 inch tall pianist do you?"
(you may want to read this joke out loud if you dont get it the first time) A man walks into a bar holding a small box, frantically he rushes up to the bar and calls the bar tender over "You wont believe what i have hear in this box," he says. "What is it?" askes the bar tender. "It is a little man, only about a foot tall that can play the piano, i wanted to put him on stage so we could both make a little bit of money." With that the man pulls off the cover to the box and sure enough there is a little man in there playing a toy piano." "Well this is amazing, how did you find this guy!?" asks the bartender "Well you see, i found a genie..." "You did! Well could i ask it for something?" the bartender interupts "Sure, i already got all i wanted." He then pulls out a lamp, which the bartender rubs and sure enough a genie comes out and offers to grant him 3 wishes. "Well i would like a million bucks," says the bartender. Suddenly the entire bar is filled with ducks, and ducks are everywhere. "What the hell is this!?" screams the bartender. "i asked for money and i get ducks. "Well you see," says the man, " The genie is a bit hard of hearing, you really dont think i would wish for a 12 inch tall pianist do you?"