My first funny set..DAY 1
Ok i would like to first thank everyone who voted for me..thx a mil...ok Now...everyday i will have 2 joke's said...and 1 funny away meassge that you can use for aim...ok here we go.... 1# Digging One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!' 2# Class! The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered her name and little johnny waved frantically. The teacher taken by his enthusiasm called on him. In a timid voice he said "Miss Crunt?" ****** Todays funny away meassge****** I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs
Ok i would like to first thank everyone who voted for me..thx a mil...ok Now...everyday i will have 2 joke's said...and 1 funny away meassge that you can use for aim...ok here we go.... 1# Digging One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!' 2# Class! The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered her name and little johnny waved frantically. The teacher taken by his enthusiasm called on him. In a timid voice he said "Miss Crunt?" ****** Todays funny away meassge****** I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs