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[Nakashima]

ok here are some more blond jokes.

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.

ok thats all for today .. but more coming soon
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[Mashekle]

lol.. those rock. =; )
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[Mashekle]

One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head.
"What are you doing?'' says her boyfriend.

"Shut up! You're next!"







A blonde named Anna had a near death experience.
The other day she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head-first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.
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[Nakashima]

Q:How does a blonde drown a fish? A:She puts it under water. Q:How does a blonde kill a bird? A:She throws it off a roof. Q:How do you know if a blonde likes you? A:She slept with you two nights in a row. Q:How do you get a blonde to marry you? A:Tell her she's pregnant. Q:What do you call a virgin blonde? A:A myth. Q:Why does Santa Claus like three blondes in one room? A:Because he can spread some holiday cheer saying (HO!HO!HO!).

What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond? - The legs of an iron are hard to open
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[Nakashima]

ha ha omg.. i laughed so hard when i read this one.. lol


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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[Mashekle]

lol.... Omg thats so funny!@!@

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[Nakashima]

A man was stopped at a red light when a fantastic looking blonde pulled up beside him in a really hot Mustang convertible.

Trying to start a conversation, the man asked, "Hey,..... how many horses you got under the hood?"

The blonde looked at the man bewildered, and replied, "Well,.... there's one on the left side, one on the right side, ....... and oh yeah, there's one on that little front thingy."





There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.

One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.

All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.

The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.

The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.

Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."
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[Mashekle]

lol... Blondes ROCK!@!@@!
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