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Nakashima · Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:53 am Post subject: how to take a shower

lol omg .. i read this on another forum.. and i was wondering if any of you guys take showers this way.. lol if not tell us how you take a shower.. lol :

How To Shower Like A Man:

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your butt.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).

6. Wash your face.

7. Wash your armpits.

8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.

9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.

10. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.

11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.

12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).

13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.

15. Pee (in the shower).

16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.

17. Partially dry off.

18. Look at your self in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.

19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.

20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.

21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.

22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
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spenser · Member Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 278 Location: Florida

13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

Oh yea, i do that all the time. But now my hair is getting to long, and the Mohawk falls over to the side.
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Nakashima · Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:01 am Post subject:

ha ha.. so number 13 is the only one that you do?.. you don't pee in the shower? or any of the others... I know you do number 3 Kiss

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Nakashima · Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:46 am Post subject:

1. I take my clothes off
2. I use the restroom
3. I look at myself in the mirror and pose..
4. I adjust the water temperature then get in shower
5. I start with my hair, i get it soaking wet, then put shampoo in my hair, rinse it out.. then i use conditioner.. and rinse it out..
6. I grabb a sponge and put soap on it.. and scrub all over my body.
7. I play with the soap on my body.. cause it makes me feel sexy..
8. I rinse it off.
9. I brush my teeth.
10. I stay in the shower and do absalutley nothing.. but hang my head under the shower head.
11. I get out of shower and dry off slowly, making sure i am completly dry.
12. i look at myself in the mirror..
13. I wrap the towel around my waist.. then go to my bedroom, and look to make sure no one is seeing my ass hanging out of the towel.
14. I dance naked in my room
15. I get dressed in my nightgown. and go to bed.

Question: when applying shampoo to your hair.. do you
A pour it on top of your head straight from the bottle
OR
B. pour it into your hand then spread it on your head?

OR something else?

I personaly do b.. i like to see just how much shampoo i am squeezing out.. lol
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Mashekle · Shadow Council Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 3541

I put it in my hand and then rub it in my hair.

I do pretty much everything from the first post, only its drak who makes the woo hoo noises. Oh and I tuck the shower curtain in, but Im so tall that water shoots off of me and over the shower bar anyway ;)

~~Shakes wiener~~
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edo the destroyer · Guest

it says nothing about beating off in the shower

Mashekle · Shadow Council Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 3541

But thats no fun, cause you dont have anything to look at... tired

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Nakashima · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:16 am Post subject:

ha ha at least he is honest.. : woot woot.. that makes me like him so much more.. not that he beats it in the shower.. you perves..but that he is honest.. lol -b
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edo the destroyer · Guest

lol Mash just laminate some porn lol

Mashekle · Shadow Council Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 3541

hmmmm wow good idea!

~~Runs to get some laminate~
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edo the destroyer · Guest

Adinnal · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:18 am Post subject:

I take off my clothes and i do the shake your weiner thing at my fiance but i don't do woo woo sound instead i say you want some that and in shower

and get my axe snake peel with no wash cloth and lather myself up and down especally on my weiner. lol then i get out shake my weiner at her again because she loves it. I call it my weiner dance of love. And to the shampoo question i just pour on a shit load of shampoo on my head and then lather the hell out of hair . Ow i also get the mat wet because i don't dry my feet off when i get out of shower. Dark Angel blows dry me.
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Mashekle · Shadow Council Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 3541

;;) ;;)
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drakyra shadowfang · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 11:49 pm Post subject:

lol that is some funny shit
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Nakashima · Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 2:38 am Post subject:

yeah tell me about it.. hahah.. i realy do love his wiener dance fun

its so cute.. ;)
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