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One day a priest and a nun where traveling thro the desert

 
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Adinnal
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:07 am    Post subject: One day a priest and a nun where traveling thro the desert Reply with quote

One day a priest and a nun where traveling thro the desert on a camel and suddenly the camel falls over dead, and after hours of contemplating they realize that there is no hope for survival, so the priest says to the nun "since were gonna die anyway can i ask for one favor," the nun replies "sure" and he says "i have never felt a womans breasts may i please touch yours?" the nun agrees and after about five minutes of foundling the nun says to the preist "now can i ask you favor, i have never felt a mans penis before may i touch yours?" the preist replies "sure" and after about 5 minutes of foundling the priest says to the nun " ya know if i stick this in something i can create life" and the nun replies "well what are you waiting for stick that thing in the camel and lets get the fuck out of here!"
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha...

I'd pay to see that ;)
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